~~~Stuffed Pheasant w/herded goat cheese & dried cherries and topped w/a roasted sage and walnut bur blanc~~~Mango Sorbet w/a splash of grey goose
That's fine if yer highbrowed buddies wanna herd goat cheeses, Susie.
But ah ain't eatin' nothin' that an ol' grey goose splashed sumthin' on.
Eff'n yer hankerin' some real fancy eatin', Lazy Sue, join us fo' our fambily reunion over to mah granny's house. We be servin' --
--hog liver an' onions
--grits an' jowls
--pickled crow gizzards
--possum sausages
--deviled hawks eggs--sweet tater pie an' candied crawdads.
Mmmm Doggies!!
Hyar's some fambily fo-toes from our last shindig---
This hyar's some of the cuzzins. Ah can't member which is which though.
This hyar's my brother Billy Bob John. He always wuz the smart wun, as ennyone kin plainly see.
My cuzzin and my nephew
Cuzzin Bert runs this hyar motel in town. We're jes so stinkin' proud of her.
Uncle Jimbo and Aunt Fanny got one of them new-fangled conversation vans.
Cuzzin Elmer's outta jail agin, so him and our little Betty Irene got hitched.
Grampy's been a'fixin the place up some.
Ya'll know I like signs. Hyar's a good 'un down to Granny's.
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3 comments:
first of all the bib-overall modification is brilliant!! Saves from buying new ones just cause the belly is tight ....
as for the menu .... what's the problem? other than I didnt see a game of shoot the can off ma's head scheduled in ....
If Billy Bob John is so smart, how'd he end up pregnant?
bahahahahahaha that is awesome!!
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