You Know You're a Mother When ...

--You hold lengthy conversations with your mail carrier just to get some sort of adult companionship.
--You’ve seen Finding Nemo 16 times.
--You count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they're equal.
--You don’t hesitate in the least to wipe a booger from your child’s nose with your finger.
--You have time to shave only one leg at a time.
--You hide in the bathroom to be alone.
--Your kid throws-up and you catch it.
--Someone else's kid throws up at a party. You keep eating.
--You cut up your spouse’s food in little pieces.
--You hear your mother's voice coming out of your mouth when you say, "NOT in your good clothes!"
--You hire a sitter because you haven't been out with your husband in ages, then spend half the night checking on the kids.
--You use your own saliva to clean your child's face.
--You wonder why you ever feared being alone.
--You’re constantly checking the back seat of the car when you’re driving alone because it feels like you’re forgetting “something.